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Programming Jokes

Dive into the world of wit and whimsy with Code Crack Ups, a hilarious compilation of 50 handpicked jokes tailored exclusively for the tech-savvy mind. Whether you're a seasoned programmer, a coding enthusiast, or simply someone who loves a good laugh, this book promises to tickle your funny bone and lighten up your debugging sessions.

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Why do java programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#
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Why don't programmers like nature?
There's too many bugs
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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
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What is a programmer's favorite hangout place?
Foo bar
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Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn't get arrays
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